Sunday, April 19, 2009


Well, not EXACTLY an adventure but weird. So last night my flatmates a.k.a my friends and I were sitting in the living room and having a conversation and watching tv. So at around 2:30 someone rang our bell. My friend looked at me and asked if every1 was at home. The problem was that everyone WAS home. We, unfortunately, do NOT have a peep hole. (Andhra houses are weird. The puja room is bigger than the master bed room. Note: I do not have anything against God or puja.) Anyway we went to the kitchen to look from the window and could not see anyone. So we thought that either its a monkey (what? there are some 10 -20 monkeys hanging from our building) or it is one of our friends who live in the other building playing a prank after coming back from a party. The amount of time it took for us to think about various possibilities, whatever or whoever it was, had the bloody audacity, AUDACITY to ring it again. So we were about to open the door thinking it is someone we know but luckily our brains worked and we did not. The person tried ringing the bell again but we saw a flash of light blue and he (?) ran away. So IF the person comes back tonight or whenever it or he feels like, I will make sure that he will regret that it or his mom EVER met it or his dad. Anyway so we were paranoid the entire night, but my friend was snoring in a minute.

So I am waiting for that thing to come back and I will definitely take a rolling pin and beat the crap out of it.

Else if it is a person, I Will ask him to sponsor my shoes. (evil laugh)


P said...

AHAHAHAHA....A monkey...really! hav you seen Delli 6 thats what this reminded me of!

Well on a serious note... be cautious. Could be some retard! Whose been following one of u! And yeah...dont open the door to beat him ..plz! Wat if he has somethin else (if its a man!)

But i really hope it was a monkey! and if it was i wud LMAO!!

Self- Proclaimed Shoe Addict said...

haha i know, i hope there are light blue monkeys here. obviously i will not do anything alone. my friends are here to help. + hell hath no fury than a woman scorned or something like tht, eh?

Anand said... seems a one of thing ya. I dont think u need to worry bout it.
But it it kinda starts becming THAT wud be a diff story altogether.
Thne I can try thinkin somthing off my little brain.
but i LOVED reading this one.

Self- Proclaimed Shoe Addict said...

thank you for the comment. if it does become a trend, i will definitely murder tht person or thing. do gimme a soln if it does become a trend

Anand said...

U hv my word for it. Heck..jus take all of me..

Self- Proclaimed Shoe Addict said...

nah words and solutions will be enough. :D

Anand said...

Sighhh...Ofcourse. I wud limit myself to just that.

Self- Proclaimed Shoe Addict said...

course u would. words are always better